1. A water fountain in my bedroom. Specifically on my night stand. Fetching water is annoying and I never plan ahead.
2. For this lamp to go away. (how do I insert my lamp picture on the blogger iPhone app?) Anyways, it's been mighty unhappy since I moved (oh 4 months ago) and exists only to fall over. That's not what lamps are for.
3. Laundry to put itself away.
4. The Internet to turn itself off at say 10PM so it stops distracting me at bedtime.
5. To apologize for this random (and sober) post.
The end.
Goodnight. Maybe. The Internet is still on.
